Libertarians will laugh last

Democrats may enjoy stumbling Republicans now, but it won’t last

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(MCT) — The economy is in the tank. Americans are hurting, out of work and underemployed. The housing market hasn’t recovered. And a weakened President Barack Obama hopes for good news.

So why are Democratic operatives and their media cheerleaders laughing? Because the Republican presidential candidates are so darn amusing in the slapstick of this campaign.

There’s nothing like watching politicians stumbling and bumbling, tripping on all those abandoned and forgotten principles, to help you forget that it’ll be your turn one day.

And as Democrats laugh at all the hilarious Republican pratfalls, can they see their own party stubbing its toes a few years from now on their own abandoned ideals, such as the civil liberties that were once so important to so many liberals?

Right now, Democrats have the White House and they aim to stay in power. And many liberals who are concerned about civil liberties are guzzling the Kool-Aid, perhaps as desperately as their conservative counterparts guzzled it when former President George W. Bush was pushing big-government conservatism with a straight face.

Now the Republicans are presenting a carny show. They’ve sent in the clowns.

Newt Gingrich is the one big-government Republican who can really slap down those big-government Democrats. And he offers a highly articulate, sweeping, passionate, almost lyrical conservatism. But Newt has a problem: Political Tourette Syndrome. He shouts out what America needs:

Manned colonies on the moon!

As Newt remains the stranger in his strange land, Mitt Romney sees weakness and is ascendant in Florida. But Mitt has his own problems. Let’s call them “Mitt’s Funds in the Grand Cayman Islands” and “Mitt’s Swiss bank accounts.”

If a President Gingrich puts the 51st state on the moon, then the least a President Romney could do is conquer the Cayman Islands. They’re only about 480 miles from Miami, there’s a lot more cash, there’s some good fishing and they’re a lot cheaper to occupy than the moon.

At least conservative Rick Santorum seems to believe about half of what he says, which is a marked improvement over the studied sincerity of the other two, but not enough.

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eastwestchef wrote on February 1, 2012 10:37 p.m. ...
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