Church makes power play on contraception

You’d think bishops would be a bit more modest in their rhetoric

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For the record, the priest who married my wife and me in 1967 advised us that we could in good faith practice birth control. He reasoned that as Pope Paul VI was then preparing an encyclical regarding faith and sexuality, young Catholics could reasonably assume that church dogma regarding contraception would soon change to reflect contemporary realities: specifically that a couple intending to bring children into their marriage might legitimately seek to do so in their own time.

A university chaplain, he no doubt understood how the combination of Rome’s authoritarianism and theological nit-picking tended to drive educated young people from the church. Anyway, everybody knows how that worked out. Next came Humanae Vitae, Pope Paul VI’s 1968 doubling down on the church’s blanket condemnation of artificial means of birth control — a blast from the medieval past as most American Catholics now see it.

“Vatican Roulette,” we called it, and like the vast majority, declined to play. Surveys have shown that approximately 13 percent of the faithful agree with the Roman Catholic Church’s categorical ban on birth control; a mere 2 percent actually practice what the bishops preach. For most, it isn’t a serious personal issue. Sure, Your Grace, whatever.

For that matter, birth rates are declining in Catholic countries around the world. And a blessing it is, if poverty and human dignity concern you.

Until the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops recently got crosswise with the Obama administration, even the church rarely emphasized the contraceptive issue. So at first, I was mainly struck by the sheer quaintness of it all. (As, evidently, were the many Catholic universities and hospitals that had been quietly complying with state laws mandating contraceptive coverage.) The bishops’ indignant fulminations about their wounded consciences put me in mind of the hilarious production number in Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life,” with its chorus of impoverished Catholic urchins singing “Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”

Coarse jokes about priests, altar boys and contraception virtually wrote themselves. I’ll spare you. But while we’re at it, let’s light a candle for Sinead O’Connor, an eccentric woman in combat boots with a shaven head, who tore up the Pope’s photo on “Saturday Night Live” in 1992 to protest clerical sexual abuse of children in her native Ireland — wrecking her U.S. career to make a point entirely lost upon most viewers at the time.

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MAATF wrote on February 21, 2012 2:28 p.m. ...
Thanks for this. I am one of the millions of Catholic women who struggled with the position of the Church on birth control and what real life demands. Like most Catholic women, I just remain silent. There are good priests out there - thank you for acknowledging your own. It is important when we hear so much bad about a few priests to remember the precious jewels that are also there. I believe in individual conscience and individual liberty, positions supported by both my Church and my country - at least so far.

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