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Scratch Golfing

If I don’t like my score — and I usually don’t — I replace it with another one

A friend of mine wanted me to go golfing the other day. I had already mowed the yard that morning and had a tooth pulled, so I figured I might as well go for the trifecta of things I love least.

“Don’t you just love golf better than anything?” my friend asked.

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