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Lots of cousins are removed

With reunion turnout waning, the variety of food is falling off

We had kind of a small turnout for our family reunion this year on my mother’s side. I blame the officers — specifically the vice president — of the reunion. I think he needs to be replaced.

I got the title of vice president a couple of years ago, mostly because nobody else wanted it. Except maybe my younger brother, Matt, but we don’t give him anything he wants.

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