Why I’m a Republican
Part of me, though, longs to be a Democrat
In these partisan, highly divided times, people ask me why I’m a Republican.
Here’s why: I like parting my hair on the side and wearing penny loafers without socks, with real pennies in them. I like showing up for meetings on time, balancing my checking account and retiring for the night before 11.
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