I’m not fat, I just hoard food
Dieting, exercise are some things I need to think about
I just got back from the doctor’s office, and it wasn’t good news.
Of course, in the grand scheme of world events, it was great news. I’m not dying. I don’t have any kind of illness. I don’t have to be stuck, probed or bedridden. I’m a lucky guy in that regard.
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