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Apparently we gave politicians more credit than their IQ merited

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TUCSON, Arizona -- An old vaudeville joke went like this: “Do I look like an idiot? Do I look like a jerk who doesn’t know what’s going on? Do you think I’m dumb? Don’t answer that!”

The sequester, with its draconian cuts, was an idea both sides considered so bad, so awful, so incredibly dumb that SURELY no responsible politician, political leader or party would let it stand.

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And here we are. The word “sequester” brings to mind the Spanish word “secuestro,” which means kidnapping. Sequestration held selected programs in a meat-cleaver-cutting ransom unless the political class displayed an assumed minimal political I.Q. by compromising, so held-for-ransom programs didn’t suffer the consequences. Pundits now argue over which side will suffer the most political damage from the big cuts that weren’t supposed to happen.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie — the guy with the 74 percent home state approval rating who the conservative CPAC group pointedly didn’t invite to its gathering because he won’t always parrot the conservative or Republican Party line — is notably unimpressed by both Obama and Republicans.

“I don’t understand it, I don’t understand why they haven’t fixed it already,” he told reporters. “It seems to me that it should be pretty easy to fix. Real leadership would get this fixed.

“Get everybody in the room and you fix it and you don’t let them leave until you fix it. That’s what real leadership is; not calling a meeting two hours before the thing’s going to hit to have a photo-op in the driveway at the White House. That’s not real leadership. Fix it!”

Then he added: “If anybody in this room thinks they understand Washington, D.C., please come on up, stand behind the podium and you give the answers, because I don’t have the first damn idea of what they’re doing down there.”

Neither do they.

The sequester proves that all drips aren’t found in Marco Rubio’s water bottle. It suggests America’s post-Greatest Generation leaders — particularly baby boomers still acting out 1960s-derived polarizations — are seemingly unworthy of the elected positions they hold when compared to leaders who held their positions in the past.

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